Could this be the list Capricorn1601 referred to:
1.Say, "No," over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they're trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all "No's" This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up.
2.If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could it. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like that other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"
3.If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "Why do you want to know?" Or you can say, "I'm so g