V. simple story, went to my local Asda, picked up two items @£7 each, put one in my jacket pocket as I took out my wallet, paid for one item, walked out, stopped at the door by RLP, went into their 'office', asked did I know why I had been stopped? ''No, not at all?''....

Asked to empty pocket, on realising what was in there, told them that I have a brain injury and that I fully intended to pay for everything I selected, just didn't have enough hands hence putting one item into my pocket, then forgot the item I had placed in my pocket.

Signed the scrap of paper, only to be told that it was a lifetime ban??

Beg your pudding??? You're going to attempt to ban a customer who admitted, then paid for, an item, that they placed in their pocket, but forgot until you came and reminded them of?

Is it worth the time and effort writing the manager to ask for forgiveness and allow me entry into his salubrious store, or just wing it and think no more of it in the hope no RLP staff recognise me in future........??

pers i'd simply ignore it ever happened and use asda as normal.

pers i'd simply ignore it ever happened and use asda as normal.

Yep, my thoughts exactly the worst that can happen is they ask me to leave......... (Right then, who wants to buy some meat I've got £3 for a half leg of lamb? )

Yep, my thoughts exactly the worst that can happen is they ask me to leave......... (Right then, who wants to buy some meat I've got £3 for a half leg of lamb? )

Right take it to the cookhouse and we will have it for dinner then off to Bty Bar?

Right take it to the cookhouse and we will have it for dinner then off to Bty Bar?

Yer on! Naked bar too.

get a grip, this isnt Norway.

But on that line of thought anyone else get the right hump when people come into a pub with their hats on? Drinks all round should be the order

get a grip, this isnt Norway.

But on that line of thought anyone else get the right hump when people come into a pub with their hats on? Drinks all round should be the order

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But on that line of thought anyone else get the right hump when people come into a pub with their hats on? Drinks all round should be the order

I thought it was just me!!!! Boils my pish it does..

The bootnecks got a real bolloxing for doing naked bar on exercise in Norway some time ago.

Anyway the thought of looking at a load of overweight ex booties naked in a pub would turn me off my pint.

As a tangent to that why is it the matelots like wearing make up when they go out on the razzle? Even those from Culdrose do it. It was gaudy shirts with one of the scottish regiments

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why is it the matelots like wearing make up when they go out on the razzle?

Living in Portsmouth I'm unfortunate to witness this spectacle every weekend in the local Wetherspoons, although they're not much better than the local lumpy jumpers......