Thread: Fleas have a nice life....Joke

Mr and Mrs Flea were living comfortably in a ladies naval (belly button).

Mr Flea says to Mrs Flea "I'm going down to The Furry Fox For a drink love".

Mrs Flea says "That's fine love, I'll have your supper ready when you get back". So off he goes...

3 hours later, he returns through the back door and Mrs Flea says "where have you been?"

Mr Flea says "I've been up to the Two T*T Tavern for a drink".

Mrs Flea says "I thought you was going down to the Furry Fox???"


Mr Flea says "I went there first love, but the TOWELS WERE ON".:-|

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Originally Posted by jowalshy

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Sorry......had 1 too many Jo.