Well I missed the bus home today, so to kill 20 mins I thought I'd pop into Brighthouse and see if I could get a Xbox360 at a reasonable price.
This is what happened..........
FB: <looks around at all the over priced stuff in customer free shop>
Employee: Hello Sir, I noticed you like the plasma tv's I can do you a deal today, and you can have that 39" one for only £20 a week.
FB: It's ok I have a 26" tube tv. It's old, but it works.
Employee: The plasma TV have HD sir, and better sound.
FB: Do they show, better tv shows than the usual reality tv and endless repeats of crap?
Employee: If you have sky HD or Virgin , then you have a huge choice of channels sir.
FB: I've seen it on my Uncle's on sundays. Same crap as freeview but in HD. But in the end it's still crap, but costs more for crap in HD.
Employee: We have some really nice laptops sir.
FB: I have 3 computers already. Each one running a different operating system. When Microsoft release Window's 7 at the end of the year I might consider it. [\sheldon from big bang theory mode.]
Employee: I never struggle to find tv show to watch sir.
FB: Then I can only guess you're more easily pleased than me. How much is this xbox 360?
Employee: It's £229 sir. With service cover and interestit's £7.69 a week.
FB: How many weeks is that for?
Employee: <taps on calculator> erm that's 52 weeks sir
FB: How much would I end up paying it total then?
Employee: <taps on calc again and looks uncomfortable at the figure that appears> It works out....bearing in mind you have extra cover....interest..... and no credit check.....a total of £399.88 sir.
FB: That's great. I'll have one.
<at this point the manager who was standing idle until this point almost runs over with a form>
Manager: If you'll come this way sir and we'll sort out the paperwork for you.
FB: It's ok. I'll get one form Argos. They're £130 in there and no forms to fill in. Thanks anyway, but my bus is due in a few mins.
Fuzzybobble has left the building.
If you want to take the pee, do it when they're empty.Which seems to be most of the time. In fact I've been past my local Brighthouse store 4 times in the last 8 days, and each time it's been empty apart from staff and a manager nervously paceing up and down.





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I am not an expert, but I can give good advice about Brighthouse
