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Think of a number between one and ten (the number of times a week that you would like to eat chocolate)
Multiply by two (being very bold in the chocolate eating stakes)
Add five (a special Sunday treat)
Multiply by fifty (thank all those Valentine's chocolate boxes)
If you have already had your birthday this year, then add 1755. If not, then add 1754
Now subtract the four digit year you were born minus 3 (e.g. 1963 = 1960)
You should have a three digit number by now...the first digit is the number of times a week that you would like to eat chocolate (your original number)
The next two numbers...your age! (Oh yes, women may be able to lie about the amount of chocolate that they eat, and also about their age...but there is now scientific and mathematical proof that the two are dependent upon each other...)
LOL - what you really mean is that your age/chocolate consumption ratio is backed up by the scientific method...and proof positive that eating chocolate is a natural part of evolution...
There are lots of weird and wacky ones, but surely this one must strike that special chord for someone?
Is it plain chocolate though? You don't specify. If it's plain chocolate - then yes, it strikes a chord. If it's purely based upon crappie milk chocolate and twixes and crunchies, then no.
Well, I don't so I tried it using 0 as the first number. I ended up with a 2 digit number-which just happens to be my age. Very weird Bit like the old minding reading thingy from years ago-you know think of a number between 1 & 10, double it, add on half x by something or other & hey presto.
Your age via Chocolate:
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