Thread: Non-sport thread

I'm told there's a bit of sport on telly this afternoon so for those of us who aren't remotely interested I thought I'd start this thread to see what we're doing instead of watching overpaid "sportsmen" kicking balls around.

I have a nice cool tinnie and am about to have my dinner. Then need to get washing up to date which is infinitely more interesting than what's on telly. Might need another tinnie to cool down after hanging washing out.

Anyone else?

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Sat in overgrown garden - cold bottle of wine, wishing I was paid to do what the overpaid sportsman does

Originally Posted by caro

...Anyone else?

Nope!
...+ shift outta the way of the telly will ya!...


...

• Morning: sweep patio and decking, and check that barbecue area is well prepared for the rest of the summer
• Lunchtime: hammerite garden/patio furniture, left out after last year's festivities...ready for advent of barbecue season
• Lunchtime (II): quick check on CAG, some garibaldis, glass of milk and nicotine
• Early afternoon: stick bird in oven, peel and prepare all vegetable matter
• Early afternoon (II): sit down with a beer and a book
• Later afternoon: put rest of dinner in/on oven
• Teatime: sit down for nice Sunday roast, in garden...it is blazing hot today...

Sport? Not quite sure what that is, but I do like watching the tennis and Olympics when it comes on...

Originally Posted by Spiceskull

• Morning: sweep patio and decking, and check that barbecue area is well prepared for the rest of the summer
• Lunchtime: hammerite garden/patio furniture, left out after last year's festivities...ready for advent of barbecue season
• Lunchtime (II): quick check on CAG, some garibaldis, glass of milk and nicotine
• Early afternoon: stick bird in oven, peel and prepare all vegetable matter
• Early afternoon (II): sit down with a beer and a book
• Later afternoon: put rest of dinner in/on oven
• Teatime: sit down for nice Sunday roast, in garden...it is blazing hot today...

Sport? Not quite sure what that is, but I do like watching the tennis and Olympics when it comes on...

Will you marry me Spicey? (Although I'm not too sure about putting your bird in the oven!):o

Originally Posted by caro

Will you marry me Spicey?

I'm not blind you know, and not so naieve as to think that you are only after me for my abilities in the kitchen...I know for certain that you are only after my garibaldis and milk...

Originally Posted by Spiceskull

I'm not blind you know, and not so naieve as to think that you are only after me for my abilities in the kitchen...I know for certain that you are only after my garibaldis and milk...

Foiled again. Who told you? It's just I thought you only ate pasties so to see you eat Italian as well came as quite a revelation. I just can't help myself.

Mmmmm... Italian milk.

Originally Posted by barracad

Mmmmm... Italian milk.

From Italian cows - of course.

Of course...how else do you think they make Parmesan? Certainly not with le lait Francaise...

Oooops...Soz!...

Am ever so slightly Lost...Spoiler Thread
Isn't this where the PAAAARRRTY is then??...

CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS
CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS
CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS
CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS
CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS
CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS
CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS
CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS...CHAMPIONS


...:grin::grin::grin:

We're all champions in my eyes MTM.

Anything special given you reason to want to party today? I hope you aren't after any of Spicey's garibaldi's and milk for your party.

oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii the drunk thread is that way -> ->->->->->

caro's drunk just cos of eating some blokes scalp with pepper on it??...

That white water stuff must REALLY come from Accrington
...It's reknown for affecting kids ability to speak prop-err...Calm Down, Calm Down...


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Originally Posted by MilkTrayMan

caro's drunk just cos of eating some blokes scalp with pepper on it??...

That white water stuff must REALLY come from Accrington
...It's reknown for affecting kids ability to speak prop-err...Calm Down, Calm Down...


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Maybe that milk had some malibu in it like the milkshake a certain person had after the last CAG meet in London. It must have been spiked!!

I'll ignore the remarks about the squashed fly biscuits.

sport.... crap.
being on the beach with the family.... great.

glass of milk and nicotine

doesn't that make it curdle?

Don't tell me that's how clotted cream is made.

Originally Posted by HSBCrusher

sport.... crap.
being on the beach with the family.... great.

Errrm...As an International Beach Volleyball Player, I find this statement a tad paradoxical...
...Where can I take MummyMilkTrayMan on at arm-wrestling, whilst I eat the butties she brings me during half-time breaks in tournaments??...


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Originally Posted by caro

Maybe that milk had some malibu in it like the milkshake a certain person had after the last CAG meet in London. It must have been spiked!!

Closely followed by someone else having a glass of wine I recall........

Oddest breakfast I've ever had

In fact the oddest -------shhh