Thread: Off topic posts

Originally Posted by mexico86

Thanks Rahl. Thats what I thought, but wanted to be sure. My favourite thing is to phone their freephone number for 1 hour, try to offer a really low Full and final settlement. When they come back and say they will offer a 10% discount at most, I reply, oh so you are offering to settle for 10% of the amount of the alleged debt. The call centre staff at Metropolitan don't even know what a credit agreement is, in the end they end up telling me there is no credit agreement between me and the originator, because the debt is now with Metropolitan. I wish I had that in writing lol.

Has anyone got any other amusing tricks to play on DCA call centre operatives? Maybe next time I will say my name is Seymour Butts, or U. P. Freely.

Or R Soles, or Norfolk enchants

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Originally Posted by vinegarvera

Or R Soles, or Norfolk enchants

ROFPMSL

I Rippabolokov or or taki demik

I still like our fake Russians we uset to stick on school reigsters

Iva Nastycoff
Itsa Chestycoff

Or the dodgy Italian lady

Titsalina Massiva

or the horse I backed on the Grand National:
Hoof hearted!!

PMSL!!

Ivor Dunnit
Amanda Huginkiss
Mustapha Phag

Also beware of the russian soda thief.

hughduya nickyourcrateofpopov

Mike Hunt.
Hugh Jass
Onya Bakyabich

Just to lower the tone a little bit.

PMSL!!!!

I. Needapee
Ben Dover
Teresa Green
sometimes its good to be childish

Henrietta Bogey
Miss D Bus
Fanny Scratchin

And the 3 fairies who went to a goblin party.


I honestly once knew someone called Richard Head.
What were his parents thinking at the time?

My favourite is the Anglo Spanish

Juan Kerr

Originally Posted by Mrs_Ryan

Oh dear, oh dear. Just goes to show some parents dont think first before naming their children

Are you suggesting their parents were married

The guy who books your coat into the cloakroom at the Indian Curry House;

Mahat Macoat

Sorry *corrects herself*

parent or parents :o

You could even be Lucy Lastic

Originally Posted by Mrs_Ryan

Sorry *corrects herself*

parent or parents :o

Legal Guardian, Carer, Foster Parent.......

Or just the person in trakkie bottoms and Argos jewellery, who drinks too much cheap cider, and who is responsible for your birth because they wanted to jump the council wating list for a house.

We do have to be politically correct here after all.

Originally Posted by mr.ton

You could even be Lucy Lastic

You know my cousin then Mr Ton?

You know what they say about Incest after all?
I just find it "relative"-ly boring.

*groans*

thats a really bad joke Mr B

*sends the joke police after Fuzzy Bobble*

Hugh Jorgan

I dont see the problem with incest fuzzybobble..so long as you keep it in the family.