Written by John Kruse, one of the leading experts on Bailiff Law, this consumer friendly guide is essential reading for anyone who comes into contact with a bailiff.
The book is easy to understand and clearly explains the rights
a bailiff has, and also what they cannot do when collecting debts and repossessing goods etc.
I recently recieved this as an email from a friend.
He puts this sign on his dash if he is parked where there is private clamping in operation.
''NOTICE OF CONTRACT''
PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT ANYONE ATTEMPTING TO TOUCH THIS VEHICLE'S RUBBER TYRES AGREES TO ENTER INTO A BINDING CONTRACT WITH (Insert name and address) AND PAY £130.
EXCEPTIONS TO THE CHARGE RUBBER FETISHISM IS WELL RECOGNISED AND WELL DOCUMENTED AND SOMETHING TO WHICH I HAVE NO OBJECTION, SO A CASUAL TOUCH OR BRUSH AGAINST THE RUBBER IS ACCEPTABLE.
HOWEVER, RUBBER FETISHISM INCLUDING BONDAGE AND/OR THE USE OF RESTRAINTS WILL INCUR A CONTRACT CHARGE OF £130 AND ANY ATTEMPT TO PLACE ANY FORM OF RESTRAINT OR PADLOCK OR SIMILAR DEVICE ON THIS VEHICLE'S TYRES OR OTHER RUBBER ACCESSORIES BELONGING TO THIS VEHICLE WILL CONSTITUTE ENTERING INTO THE SAID CONTRACT.
IT MAY BE NECESSARY TO OBTAIN YOUR DETAILS FROM YOUR VEHICLE REGISTRATION NUMBER FROM THE DVLA AND SERVE THE CONTRACT CHARGE BY POST SHOULD YOU NOT IMMEDIATELY FURNISH PAYMENT ON REQUEST WHEN RETRIEVING YOUR BONDAGE EQUIPMENT AND I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO PURSUE FAILURE TO PAY THE CONTRACTED SUM THROUGH THE county court.
I recently recieved this as an email from a friend.
He puts this sign on his dash if he is parked where there is private clamping in operation.
''NOTICE OF CONTRACT''
PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT ANYONE ATTEMPTING TO TOUCH THIS VEHICLE'S RUBBER TYRES AGREES TO ENTER INTO A BINDING CONTRACT WITH (Insert name and address) AND PAY £130.
EXCEPTIONS TO THE CHARGE RUBBER FETISHISM IS WELL RECOGNISED AND WELL DOCUMENTED AND SOMETHING TO WHICH I HAVE NO OBJECTION, SO A CASUAL TOUCH OR BRUSH AGAINST THE RUBBER IS ACCEPTABLE.
HOWEVER, RUBBER FETISHISM INCLUDING BONDAGE AND/OR THE USE OF RESTRAINTS WILL INCUR A CONTRACT CHARGE OF £130 AND ANY ATTEMPT TO PLACE ANY FORM OF RESTRAINT OR PADLOCK OR SIMILAR DEVICE ON THIS VEHICLE'S TYRES OR OTHER RUBBER ACCESSORIES BELONGING TO THIS VEHICLE WILL CONSTITUTE ENTERING INTO THE SAID CONTRACT.
IT MAY BE NECESSARY TO OBTAIN YOUR DETAILS FROM YOUR VEHICLE REGISTRATION NUMBER FROM THE DVLA AND SERVE THE CONTRACT CHARGE BY POST SHOULD YOU NOT IMMEDIATELY FURNISH PAYMENT ON REQUEST WHEN RETRIEVING YOUR BONDAGE EQUIPMENT AND I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO PURSUE FAILURE TO PAY THE CONTRACTED SUM THROUGH THE county court.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
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oh come on guys it is a bit jokey.. seems you need a laugh once in a while to break the stress of it all!!!
oh come on guys it is a bit jokey.. seems you need a laugh once in a while to break the stress of it all!!!
I was wondering whether any of our regulars would have any comments on the validity or invalidity of the contract and whether the amount would be deemed a penalty clause or not. What we might have here is an effective weapon against the PPCs and the clampers.
Also £130? Is that the going rate for bondage at the moment?
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Originally Posted by nero12
