Thread: Bill's Birthday Bash

Well, it's finally arrived, the weekend away we've been waiting for, Bill's Big Birthday Bash and Roving Reporter Bo arrived at the scene today amidst a flurry of "the old Bill" in this small town "darn sarth" :o

Ja-de got to Bill's at 9.30am this morning after a very slight "detour" (22 miles of country roads:o) due to her new "Tom Tom" called Jane

I think this weekend there's going to be a new CAG recordbreaker. I mean, how many Caggers can you actually fit into Bill's house? And are we at a major crime scene? The only crime committed in Bill's house tonight, is overindulgence in "slurping the purple" with added voderina

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You'd better make sure there's some voderina left for those who can't come until tomorrow. My bed's in the car ready, so family stuff tomorrow and then I'm off to the scene of the crime too!!

Will try & make sure there's enough voderina, but 3 bottles down 2 to go, now boogieing - perhaps its something to do with the 1 1/2 litre bottle of wine I've just supped

Pfft lightweights. Still 2 bottles left and so little wine drunk!

Still I suppose the night is young.

Will you be there MTM?

Originally Posted by caro

...Still I suppose the night is young.

The milk is STILL on the doorstep caro!...
...Must be having Camomile Tea for brekkie eh??...

Unless, of course, Billy was up to his usual antics last night + they are STILL helping certain peeps with 'their enquiries'?!...:o


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Originally Posted by ukaviator

Will you be there MTM?

Bl**dy H*ll UK...Where did your last Post come from??...:o

HERE is the map I was sent...
...Apparently I'm 3rd reserve to be called upon to do the washing up, if it becomes necessary...

What about yourself UK??
...Been given day release from the 'Angels' Thread??...


...:grin:

Good luck for the party - hope all goes well (and for the rest of this year).

Originally Posted by MilkTrayMan

Bl**dy H*ll UK...Where did your last Post come from??...:o

HERE is the map I was sent...
...Apparently I'm 3rd reserve to be called upon to do the washing up, if it becomes necessary...

What about yourself UK??
...Been given day release from the 'Angels' Thread??...


...:grin:

MTM, I do not need permission from the Angels to be let out. They think they are in charge, but that's only because i allow it.

I will be there later. I did'nt get a map, but i know the area fairly well anyway.

Have you notified your next of Kin?. . .

Originally Posted by ukaviator

...Have you notified your next of Kin?. . .

Et tu Brute??...:o


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Well i think you should. You are going to a party with some, not all, of the most experienced party animals CAG has ever seen. Be prepared for anything.

Originally Posted by ukaviator

...You are going to a party with some, not all, of the most experienced party animals CAG has ever seen...

Am I??...



U are aware one IS originally from 'Shamelessland' aren't U??
...We DO know how to PAAAAAAARTY!!!




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Scaaaatttooorrrrrr! I've started on the Voddie, don't want to let my reputation fail me! Hic. Caro, I'll save a 25ml shot for you love

Bo *surfaces* amidst the empty voddy bottles from the night before

Was it really 5am before we got to bed? And have we really run out of toilet roll?

Actually, we had a very nice meal in the local hostelry - just a pity that Tills didn't know the way home

Originally Posted by ukaviator

MTM, I do not need permission from the Angels to be let out. They think they are in charge, but that's only because i allow it.

Oooohhhhh errrrrrrrrrrr .... fighting talk UK ............... however, in deference to the hangover you're likely to have, next time you visit the Angels I'll ask the girls to be gentle with you.

Enjoy the hooley and don't forget now ...................... behave yourself!!!

So you're up already Thai. Only when I got your text at 8 am saying you were going to get some kip I thought you might have a lie in.

I'm not there yet MTM cos of family stuff (they've just cancelled so I could have come last night ).

I shall require substantially more than 25 ml voddy, unless you've saved the bottles of bacardi for me. 25ml of diet Coca Cola will be plenty.

Might manage to get there a bit earlier now if I can get my arse (and car) into gear.

UK and MTM, play nicely or I'll be having words later - very slurred words with a bit of luck!!!!

Originally Posted by ukaviator

I will be there later. I did'nt get a map,

Landing strip to the left of venue, circle twice before landing, you won't miss
it, just look for my pink jellcopter

Originally Posted by caro

UK and MTM, play nicely or I'll be having words later - very slurred words with a bit of luck!!!!

No luck needed, just plenty of the falling down water

MTM and UK, be afraid, be very afraid

I hope you have a really good day (and evening) Tills, tell that Bo not to drink it all before UK and Caro get there !!!!!

Lex

Don't worry Lex. I'm told that Bill is importing new stocks.