Patricia Pearl - Small Claims Procedure - A Practical Guide


An excellent guide for the layperson in how to use the County Court - a must if you are intending to start a claim.

£19.99 + £1.50 (P&P)




Last Will and Testament Kit


Make a legally valid will without the fuss and expense of a solicitor - includes a full step-by-step guide.

£9.99 + £1.50 (P&P)

BAILIFFS - The Law and Your Rights

Written by John Kruse, one of the leading experts on Bailiff Law, this consumer friendly guide is essential reading for anyone who comes into contact with a bailiff.

The book is easy to understand and clearly explains the rights a bailiff has, and also what they cannot do when collecting debts and repossessing goods etc.

£13.95 + £2.00 (P&P)


Reclaim the Right Ltd. - reg. 05783665 in the UK

reg. office:
923 Finchley Road
London
NW11 7PE



+ Reply to Thread
Results 1 to 3 of 3

Thread: Scouse eggs

  1. #1
    Gold Account Holder
    Help the CAG!!
    Download our toolbar
    diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave Authoritative diskmandave's Avatar

    Follow Real_CAG on Twitter

    Cagger since
    Dec 2006
    I am in
    Ashton Under Lyne
    Posts
    4,772

    Talking Scouse eggs

    Scouse Eggs

    Two Scousers riding along the East Lancs Road on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift.
    A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the scousers ask him for a lift. He tells them he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them.
    He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. "R hey lad" they say "gissa lift".
    The trucker once again explains that he has no room as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back will he take them and he agrees.
    They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way. By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down.
    Sure enough PC Plod pulls him up for speeding. The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies Scouse Eggs. The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look.
    He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it . He gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible.
    The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many officers. "I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the bas***ds have managed to nick a motorbike already".






    Similar Threads:
    If my post was helpful don't forget to click the star!

    Advice is offered freely, without liability and without prejudice.
    If in any doubt professional legal advice should be sought.

    I do not profess to be in any way legally trained, I am a big
    oily truck driver and all I know has been learned within the
    Consumer Action Group.

    FAQ's
    http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk...se-read-these/

    Trying to stop smoking?
    http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk...-smoking-here/

    A dummies guide to the forums
    http://www.consumeractiongroup.co.uk...i-dummies.html

    --
    KEEP WILDLIFE IN THE WILD

    http://www.bornfree.org.uk
    BORN FREE FOUNDATION
    --


  2. #2
    Platinum Account Holder
    Help the CAG!!
    Make a donation
    Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest Authoritative Castlebest's Avatar

    Follow Real_CAG on Twitter

    Cagger since
    Feb 2007
    Posts
    6,364

    Default Re: Scouse eggs

    <laffin>


  3. #3
    Classic Account Holder
    Help the CAG!!
    Make a contribution
    MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative MilkTrayMan Authoritative

    Follow Real_CAG on Twitter

    Cagger since
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    2,737

    Default Re: Scouse eggs

    Heaven help the Scousers tomorrow Norman!...pmslmao...



Browsealoud
Video Tour



Reclaim the Right Ltd. - reg.05783665 in the UK reg. office:- 923 Finchley Road London NW11 7PE