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    Default Sporting Double Entendres - Just for Laughs

    Hope this hasn't been posted before, these are some the finest double entendres ever heard on British TV & Radio:

    MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

    Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

    MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

    JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now."

    Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

    WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

    ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

    CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off."

    CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

    JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

    STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69."

    THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away..."My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

    WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming from different positions."

    CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

    A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

    US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them .... Oh my god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

    Metro Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

    Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."

    Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator - "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

    New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

    Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

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    Default Re: Sporting Double Entendres - Just for Laughs

    ROFLMAO.
    Excellent!


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    Default Re: Sporting Double Entendres - Just for Laughs

    cricket - 'the batsmans holding the bowlers willey'


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    Default Re: Sporting Double Entendres - Just for Laughs

    Quote Originally Posted by louis wu View Post
    cricket - 'the batsmans holding the bowlers willey'
    Louis, I just love the cricket stuff - I was looking at a series of quotes the other day during 'sledging' incidents. Apparently there was an occasion when Ian Botham came in to bat against the Aussies and Rod Marsh said to him "How's your wife and my kids?", to which Botham replied "The wife's great, the kids are retarded!".

    Regards.

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    Jonathon Agnew, cricket....(discussing Botham)

    'just couldn't quite get his leg over'

    you can relive it in all its glory here

    Funny Cricket Commentating


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    Default Re: Sporting Double Entendres - Just for Laughs

    Luis I think that quote is wrong way round: The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey" The quote by Brian Johnston from 1976

    Micahael Holding was the West Indian Bowler and Peter Willey was the batsman, now test umpire.


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    Quote Originally Posted by vortex View Post
    Luis I think that quote is wrong way round: The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey" The quote by Brian Johnston from 1976

    Micahael Holding was the West Indian Bowler and Peter Willey was the batsman, now test umpire.

    You are quite correct. My mistaken quote would have been quite painfull from MH's full run up.



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