Thread: 'Urban Fox' {Squarebob} v A&L

Good morning All,

Nothing much to report, mail is still coming thru, but nothing interesting from A&L, so it looks as if 'They Aint Bovvered about us people.

We all seem to be stuck in a 'Time-Warp' thanks to Aliarance & Timewasters.
Been thinking about what we could perhaps be doing;
A/ Carry on twiddling our thumbs.
b/ Pester A&L/Wragge's into some sort of settlement, mindful that by doing so they may think that they have us running scared.
C/Everybody turning up on Wragge's doorstep and refusing to move until a satisfactory settlement is achieved.

Any more ideas to put in the pot?

Sun is out, and after my arduous evening at the W.I, I'm going outside to lay down.

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• Squarebob v A&L

How about we petition 'Number 10 DS' due to the Banks/Solicitors wasting the courts time?

Introduction to e-petitions

However, I think they need at least 500.000 signatures before they even look at it.

Back to the drawing board.

urban foxes spend much of their time resting in an 'earth'

and are very adept at using a needle and thread

is this thread for

foxey tales/tails


and t'other thread for

bob tales



Hmmmmm bit quiet

must have gone to 'earth'

Oh, you dear ladies,
It is alright dreaming and writing, but when it comes to the W.I. WOW!
Don't fancy living in Earth Aleece!
One for you, one for you, one for you and ONE for you Alice xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

might all us Laydeeeeeezzzzzz

expect a new thread on here entitled

THONGBOB v A&L

What is the W.I? the backbone of every village from here to Tonbridge Wells, can't say the 'Full' title as they are very modest and like to do their good deeds quietly.
But surely you've seen their last calendar, this new one is even better as it plays Jerusalem each time you touch the ? spot. It's in 'Glorious Colour and of course I'm in it, I'm the the one holding the piece of cheese, not sure what month though, but I'm sure that you will be able to obtain a copy from Smiths when the calendars are published.

I hear a knock on the door, who is it? must dash, it looks like the press are here!

Foxus Uranus xxxx

hi jenny

looks like he's gone

all Jam and Jerusalem

(wonder if they gave him the slow hand-clap)

hi jenny

Shussshhhhhh.....
don't tell anyone this
but I'm thinking of reporting him to the RSPCA
for
swanning off to the warm waters of the ocean pacific

and leaving
poor old mr.urbanfox behind to fend for himself.
who's going to feed the poor little devil ?

that poor little fox is going to
end up
with blue bouffont hair
red and pink finger nails
and heavy appendages/bandages around its chest.

and if thats not enough
they're going to
make it sing jerusalem on an hourly basis, and then
stuff it to the ginnels with jam

Oh you wicked ladees,

While I've been away keeping the 'Home Fire' burning, you've been talking about my new friend Reynard, he's very 'Theatrica'l and says that with a bit of a push in the right direction I could be the next 'Centrefold' in 'Playgirl' or even modelling for the famous Anne Summers. So, the shores of Tunbridge Wells Today, but where tomorrow?

The Sea is my Oyster.

Sir Richard Bartonicus-Spongus O.A.S.