I did manage to stop them sending me mail, my method is puerile. Definitely not to everyone's taste and NSW. So you have been warned but if all else fails this should get their attention! As I cannot yet post links (post count too low) it's a bit of a puzzle but I'm sure you'll figure it out. www dot twitter.com/shepherdkevin/status/621650227620106240

I am a comedian and have taken to the route of responding to these c*cks (i know, i know) in order to get some material which I can tell hundreds of people every weekend, material which I hope will be informative and funny (the holy grail in my opinion). I'm only two letters in and was not the driver at the time just the keeper...yada...yada...et c...etc. I have collected and sent some standard letters, but would like to find some standard letters of complaint to BPA, DVLA, the owners of the car park and the police. Any help with links would be appreciated/form part of a worthy punchline. P.S I have seen this one Fighting Back but it was from October 2008 is the information still valid?

I am a comedian and have taken to the route of responding to these c*cks (i know, i know) in order to get some material which I can tell hundreds of people every weekend, material which I hope will be informative and funny (the holy grail in my opinion). I'm only two letters in and was not the driver at the time just the keeper...yada...yada...etc...etc. I have collected and sent some standard letters, but would like to find some standard letters of complaint to BPA, DVLA, the owners of the car park and the police. Any help with links would be appreciated/form part of a worthy punchline. P.S I have seen this one Fighting back but it was from October 2008 is the information still valid?

I got a ticket in my local gym for parking outside of a bay from Met Services (someone four cars down parked outside the bay and the knock on effect meant several cars,myself included, all did the same). Despite having a strong case I am pretty sure I'm going down the ignore, ignore, ignore route. The only problem is I use the car park three times a week, do they have any authority to clamp my car for non payment/ignoring their letters.