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A Before-dinner tale

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by BankFodder on 23rd September 2010 at 08:26 (4513 Views)
I don't often go to swanky do's and if I do, if it's very formal, I normally use a DJ which is shared by a few friends of about the same size. The protocol has always been that you leave the dickie-bow in one of the pockets. ( If your mate has been invited to the same do, then you have to rent a suit.)

So when I got invited to a very posh do - including a British Ambassador and several judges, I got the suit but blow me! no bow-tie in any of the pockets.

So at about 8.00 in the evening I was trawling up and down the road, open-necked in a dinner suit trying to find a shop which could sell me a black bow-tie.


Even quite likely department stores simply don't sell them anymore. Black ties - Yes. Black Bow-ties - No.

To say that I was getting into a right two-'n-eight is putting it mildly.
Anyway, I spotted an upmarket restaurant so I hurried in - and Yes! all the waiters were wearing black bow-ties.

You can guess the rest. One rather surprised and amused waiter. I was a score down and a bow-tie up. Nasty little Velcro job but it did the trick and I went to the dinner.

The final secret joke is that my dickie-bow had little points at each end of the bow. I think that it must be standard for catering staff because the only other pointy-end bow-ties at the function were the ones being worn by the waiters.

I could feel them all looking at me rather curiously.

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  1. RoseMF's Avatar
    So, was it all worth it?
  2. babybear39's Avatar

    I can imagine you 'Basil Fawlty' style running up and down the high street
  3. BankFodder's Avatar
    Just a bit! ...
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  5. citizenB's Avatar
    What a fabulous story. Yes, I can well imagine you doing this

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