OK, bear with me here....
I got made
redundant some time ago - and it took me one hell of a long time to get another job. In the meantime (in the usual way of things) I lost my home (I actually managed to sell it just in time!) and moved in with my girlfriend. During this time (not having much in the way of money) I had to SORN my car and parked it on a friend's drive.
Now comes the complex part.
I'd lived in my house for some years, so I still had a paper licence.
I haven't had a passport for some years and I have no idea where my birth cirtificate is (I assume that there must have been one about somewhere at some time - but my mother had all of those sorts of things and was rather "confused" by the time she passed away - so I never found it in any of the paperwork that I inherited). The flat is in my girlfriend's name (so all the utility bills etc etc are in her name).
OK - now I have a job. Time to get the car back on the road! er....... anyone seen the log book? Damn! the log book must have got lost during the move.
Now then - I need a new log book for the car. But I have no real way to prove my ownership!
I also need a new licence - but I have no way of proving who I am!
Anyone got any ideas?