Manchester Xmas Meet - 08/12/07 - 17.00 - in front of Urbis building

[barracad]

Originally Posted by hedgey06

In fact, hubby's once again totally bemused that he (a certified blue till he dies!!!) could possibly have birthed two Man U fans!!!!

He birthed them? That's nice of him, saves you having to go through the pain of childbirth (although we all know how women exaggerate about how painful it actually is).

[hedgey06]

Shurrup stiggo, or I'll chin ya'!!!!!

G'night gang............. I'm off to bed!!!!

[MilkTrayMan]

Apparently, childbirth is just like shelling peas barracad!...


...lol...

[barracad]

For the benefit of any men who have ever been fooled by women into believing childbirth is painful... My mother is the one woman in the world who I truly respect, and believe everything she tells me. Last year I somehow convinced her to go on 'The Oblivion' at Alton Towers.

When she came off it, she looked like she'd seen a ghost, and the only thing she could say about it was that it was "worse than giving birth". Now I don't know about you, but I happen to know that riding The Oblivion is awesome and a lot of fun, so if childbirth is actually better than that, then I really don't know what all the fuss is about.

A true story.

No further questions, yer honour. I rest my case.

[caro]

Childbirth is totally painless with an epidural or general anaesthetic. What relevance does this have to the Manchester xmas meet?

[barracad]

Originally Posted by caro

What relevance does this have to the Manchester xmas meet?

About as relevant as the football scores and everything else which is being discussed?



I'll go sit in the naughty corner...

[caro]

Originally Posted by barracad

About as relevant as the football scores and everything else which is being discussed?



I'll go sit in the naughty corner...

You've finally worked out where you belong Barra. Well done! Only taken 24 years to work it out.

[Brassed off]

Sorry Barra - naughty corner is full

But I've got a naughty step though

[barracad]

Originally Posted by caro

You've finally worked out where you belong Barra. Well done! Only taken 24 years to work it out.

What relevance does this have to the Manchester xmas meet?

[caro]

[MilkTrayMan]

My now dearly departed grandma used to say that a Bird wasn't a REAL Bird, unless she'd had at least a dozen or so sprogs!

Women nowadays have it toooo easy!


...lol...




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[ChloeJane]

The unseen enemy

A gnat, annoyed with a lion, for disturbing its sleep with its roaring, stung the beast on its snout.
The lion tried to crush it with its paws but without success.
The insect dodged the great cat’s claws and stung it again on its face.
Elated by its victory over the king of beasts, the gnat turned to gloat. Unfortunately, there was a web in its path. It got caught in the web, and was devoured by the spider.

An insignificant foe is sometimes more dangerous than a mighty adversary because we’re not on guard against it.

I have posted this Aesop fable for a reason on this thread. Gossip can upset people, cause damage and is not fair on those affected by tongues that wag wrongly. Some will understand this post.

Merry Christmas everyone and take care over the festive season.

CJ

[Thailand]

Originally Posted by caro

I'm pleased to say my son saw the error of his ways and changed his alliegance to Plymouth from Man U after he realised they are just a business, but DD still supports them. No idea where either of them got any interest in football.

Oi! Give my love to DD!!

[Paintball]

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