A ditty obviously written by a happy customer!
I’d like to introduce to you to
Your weekly payment store
One that clearly rips you off
So stay clear of their door.
I bought a suite from Bright Sparks
In fact it’s second hand!
They’ve got to be biggest sharks
That sell goods in this land!
Their optional service cover?
And yellow money too?
They love to blag their customers
Who haven’t got a clue!
Now dare you miss a payment
In trouble you will be!
Don’t expect their sympathy
They’re badly trained you see!
The next on their agenda is.......
A mountain of phone calls!
With threats to repossess your goods..
And chatting loads of b*lls!
I’ll tell you what I did shall I?
With this store that’s a farce
I told them they could stick my suite
And shove it up their a*se!
Amazingly they changed their tune
When I put on the heat
Lets face it I can always buy
A reconditioned suite!
So that’s your weekly payment store
They really are a joke!
They’ll target you when at a time
You’re vulnerable and broke!
An Ode To............. 
I could call it YELLOW MONEY !
