The Wrong Answer

[Fred Bassett]

WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND:

Definitely not!
WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?
HUSBAND:

Of course I do.
WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.
WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).
WIFE:

Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.
WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?
WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.
WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?
HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.
WIFE:
- silence - -
HUSBAND:
OH BxxxxxKS ....!

[Spiceskull]

Lol...

[Castlebest]

HUSBAND: What would you do if I died?

WIFE: (After some thought) I would move in with my sister...
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WIFE: What would you do if I died?

HUSBAND: I would move in with your sister...

[Spiceskull]

Wife: Darling, we need to make some economies, so I am afraid you will have to give up the beer.
Husband: That's cool with me, just so long as you also make economies by giving up make up.
Wife: But darling, make up is an essential.
Husband: Really? How so?
Wife: Well, the make up allows me to look good to and for you dearest.
Husband: Really? What do you think I drink the beer for...