Why Men don't write agony columns ...

Fred Bassett · 26th February 2008, 20:39

Dear Walter,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.

When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up.

I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.

He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely,

Mrs. Sheila Lusk

= = = =

Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps.

Walter.

gizmo111 · 26th February 2008, 21:49

Wonder what walter would have made of this My husband - Page 3 - Consumer Health Forums :o

ananya · 26th February 2008, 21:56

I love it

tiglet · 26th February 2008, 22:00

PMSL (no, really, I have serious incontinence issues

)

jowalshy · 26th February 2008, 22:09

OMG.... although I am bit confused with the Anon's posts.

. Are there 2 Anon's????

tiglet · 26th February 2008, 22:15

I believe so (just imagine Ali G voice)

jowalshy · 26th February 2008, 22:16

lol......

tiglet · 26th February 2008, 22:17

God, I'm a snob.

MilkTrayMan · 26th February 2008, 23:44

I think U girlies are missing something important here...

If in the 5 mins or so that it would have taken the Bird to walk back to the house...How come the Bloke can manage to get all 'Dolled Up'...Yet it takes U lot absolutely hours to put your 'Slap' on??...

Oh...btw...I can't wait until the Health Site gets fully sorted
...Guess WHERE + to WHERE a lickle itsy-bitsy link may accidently get Posted for a certain someone to accidently find!...

...rofpmslmao...

caro · 27th February 2008, 03:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by MilkTrayMan

I think U girlies are missing something important here...

If in the 5 mins or so that it would have taken the Bird to walk back to the house...How come the Bloke can manage to get all 'Dolled Up'...Yet it takes U lot absolutely hours to put your 'Slap' on??...

Oh...btw...I can't wait until the Health Site gets fully sorted
...Guess WHERE + to WHERE a lickle itsy-bitsy link may accidently get Posted for a certain someone to accidently find!...

...rofpmslmao...

But you're missing something important too MTM. I bet he didn't look as good as his wife would in that time.

As for the rest of your post. Whoosh!!

ananya · 27th February 2008, 12:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by MilkTrayMan

I think U girlies are missing something important here...

If in the 5 mins or so that it would have taken the Bird to walk back to the house...How come the Bloke can manage to get all 'Dolled Up'...Yet it takes U lot absolutely hours to put your 'Slap' on??...

Oh...btw...I can't wait until the Health Site gets fully sorted
...Guess WHERE + to WHERE a lickle itsy-bitsy link may accidently get Posted for a certain someone to accidently find!...

...rofpmslmao...

No, sorry MTM I totally disagree, it's always me having to wait for hubby when we go out for one reason or another

MilkTrayMan · 5th March 2008, 17:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by ananya

...it's always me having to wait for hubby when we go out for one reason or another

I think that U are very brave to go out in public with your husband ananya.
It is NOT every woman who would allow their husband's fetishes to be so indulged in.

...

ananya · 5th March 2008, 21:31

It's more like waiting for him to find his keys, then his mobile phone, then his wallet, then his watch, the list goes on .......

MilkTrayMan · 18th April 2008, 19:41

HERE is a little promise I made to myself a while ago!...

...

hedgey06 · 18th April 2008, 21:23

and here is a little promise that i made to myself MTM!

MilkTrayMan · 18th April 2008, 23:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by hedgey06

and here is a little promise that i made to myself MTM!

Woolly-back land would seem such a long way to go for such things that a woman holds dear to herself hedgey06??
...Pity that just a couple of years ago, I would have been able to have offered U similar luxuries, at cost.

Am sure that U deserve your special treatment + will enjoy your pampered respite...

tiglet · 19th April 2008, 09:24

Can i come too hedgey?

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