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21st December 2007, 19:56
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| | Site Team |  A winter poem...
I found this beautiful winter poem and thought it might be a comfort to you all - it was for me...
It's so well written and captures my thoughts perfectly! 'WINTER'
a poem by Abigail Elizabeth ****! It's Cold! The End | 
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21st December 2007, 23:15
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| | Platinum Account Customer | Re: A winter poem...
The world outside was freezing,
But the birds they did a call,
I stepped outside to be greeted..........
By a freezing brass monkey's ba*l! 
Whoops a daisy............. it's cold up north today!!!  | |
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22nd December 2007, 00:13
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| | Site Team | Re: A winter poem...
Quote:
Originally Posted by hedgey06  The world outside was freezing,
But the birds they did a call,
I stepped outside to be greeted..........
By a freezing brass monkey's ba*l!
Whoops a daisy............. it's cold up north today!!! | you made that up didnt you? | 
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22nd December 2007, 14:59
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| | Gold Account Customer | Re: A winter poem...
twas the night before christmas,
When all through the house,
Not a creature was stiring,
Not even a mouse,
With mom at the whore house,
And dad smoking grass,
I just settled down,
For a nice peace of ass,
When out on the lawn,
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung to my feet,
To see whats the matter,
When out on the lawn,
I saw a big d_ _k,
I knew for a moment,
It must be saint nick,
He came down the chimney,
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew for a moment the fat fu_ _er had fell,
He filled all our stockings,
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber d_ _k,
For my brother the queer,
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart,
The son of a b_ _ch blew my chimney apart.
SMF runs and hides from CAGBOT  | |
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22nd December 2007, 18:17
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| | Gold Account Customer | Re: A winter poem...
Quote:
Originally Posted by barracad Yeah but why a big rubber duck?  | Not a rubber Duck,a rubber **** and it rhymes with nick | |
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22nd December 2007, 18:36
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| | Gold Account Customer | Re: A winter poem...
Quote:
Originally Posted by JGJ SMF, Sorry it must be me who is QUACKERS!! I cant think of anything that rhymes with "NICK" that looks like **** and is made of rubber and that my Brother would like for Christmas. Please relieve me of all this tension!!! :o :o  | Well chick of course , what else could it possibly be. | |
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22nd December 2007, 18:43
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| | Gold Account Customer | Re: A winter poem...
T'was the fright before Christmas,
when all through my cave,
Not a creature was stirring,
Not even my slave.
As I hung my fishnet stockings over the chimney with care
I heard St. Nick say,
*Leather Goddess,
Your new whips are over there*.
With a gleam in his eye,
he slid down his pants
Leather knew what to do
she was taking no chance.
As he climbed back up the chimney,
and onto the roof,
I heard whips cracking
and a reindeer's tiny little hoof.
As St. Nick climbed into his sleigh,
I hear him say to me,
* be naughty, dear Leather,
and I'll be back right away!*
As he flew off
and on out of sight,
Rudolph's nose and Santa's ass.......
Both glowed quite bright! | |
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