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Originally Posted by Bona What would you really like for christmas |
Anything I want? Anything at all?
Oooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyy yyyy!!!!
Here we go. In no particular order I'd like:
Samuel L Jackson
To be able to fit into a pair of size 10 jeans.
A new watch - white gold please, a nice little ladylike timepiece.
To win the lotto - minimum of £1million win though.
A set of Le Creuset pans/casserole dishes.
A people carrier.
My own cottage in the Lake District.
My own villa in Tuscany.
A penthouse apartment overlooking Central Park.
A spell placing on the kids so that they actually do as they're told.
A new wedding ring - white gold with diamonds on it.
The lead singer from Puddle of Mudd (after I've finished with Samuel L)
Bridge-work doing in my gob - to hide the gap that driller killer left in my teeth this year.
Builders to spend a month in my house making it perfect.
A combi boiler.
A bigger car.
A cuddly toy.
That'll do for starters!
