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19th November 2007, 23:30
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| | Platinum Account Customer |  Re: My day so far, as a conceptual free-verse poem
Barra's lost the plot,
Barra's lost the plot,
Eeeeeeeee-eye-addio,
Barra's lost the plot!  | 
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20th November 2007, 00:47
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| | Platinum Account Customer | Re: My day so far, as a conceptual free-verse poem
**********CAG HEALTH WARNING************
Barracad after many faithful posts, is now suffering from Jibberish disease. It is a disease by those affected by the the inability to post anything that makes sense and is suffered by those that are LADDER ABUSERS in denial.
The cure? Please pass Barracad a bucket for underneath his chin as he dribbles jibberish till he is innoculated for the disease or finds help. Toilet paper as a donation to this disease is further adviseable to wipe his chin when the jibberish finishes?
We hope you do not suffer long with the painful disease of making no sense at all and that you do not pass the disease to others. The cure is too avoid this thread and post on the Ladder Abuser thread!
Sigmund Fraudulent ( Dr and Master of Jibberish diseases) | |
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20th November 2007, 01:31
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| | Gold Account Customer | Re: My day so far, as a conceptual free-verse poem
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Originally Posted by ChloeJane  Nooooo!
Hippy Chick has the disease too!
Thats it, I need to spend more time in the threads before I catch it too!
Hang on.....I caught it days ago...just look at my posts!
Sheez, time to retire! Us old gals need more beauty sleep than you young ones! | 
Don't you want to hear about the rest of my day - my poem about tying my shoelaces is an epic. | |
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20th November 2007, 18:16
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| | Platinum Account Customer | Re: My day so far, as a conceptual free-verse poem
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Originally Posted by Hippy-chick
Don't you want to hear about the rest of my day - my poem about tying my shoelaces is an epic. | I want to hear your poem HC ... the first one was a right bobby dazzler  | |
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21st November 2007, 01:47
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| | Gold Account Customer | Re: My day so far, as a conceptual free-verse poem
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Originally Posted by Paintball I want to hear your poem HC ... the first one was a right bobby dazzler | Thank you Paintball. As a very new poet it's nice to be appreciated. Can I just give thanks here to barracad for all the inspiration he's given me.
My shoelaces
By Hippy-chick
My shoelaces are yellow
My shoelaces are green
My shoelaces are yellow and green
Are they yellow?
Yes they are
Are they green?
Yes they are
Are they yellow and green?
Yes they are
Are they red?
No
Are they blue?
No
Are they red and blue?
No
Are they black?
No
Are they orange?
No
Are they black and orange?
No
What colour are they?
They are yellow
They are green
They are yellow and green
My shoelaces are old
My shoelaces are dirty
My shoelaces are old and dirty.
Are they old?
Yes
Are they dirty?
Yes
Are they old and dirty?
Yes
Are they new?
No
Are they clean?
No
Are they new and clean?
No
Are they second hand?
No
Are they washed?
No
Are they second hand and washed?
No
What are they then?
They are old and dirty.
My shoelaces are yellow
My shoelaces are green
My shoelaces are yellow and green
And I broke one today
My broken shoelace is yellow
My broken shoelace is green
My broken shoelace is yellow and green
It's a broken shoelace | |
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21st November 2007, 11:27
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| | Site Team | Re: My day so far, as a conceptual free-verse poem
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Originally Posted by Hippy-chick Thank you Paintball. As a very new poet it's nice to be appreciated. Can I just give thanks here to barracad for all the inspiration he's given me. | No problem. In fact, as you appreciate it so much I will give you some further advice, in how not to write poetry.
Allow me to introduce the world's worst poet - James McIntyre.
The first time I read his Oxford Cheese Ode I was in stitches. | |
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21st November 2007, 18:32
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| | Platinum Account Customer | Re: My day so far, as a conceptual free-verse poem
i sleep,
i wake,
i walk in dream,
i return,
i go back to sleep,
return to dream,
search high,
search low,
cant find dream,
relax,
just sleep,
i wake,
i hear noise,
alarm is ringing telling me of things to wake for,
i dress,
i work,
i eat,
i return home,
to eat and sleep and dream. | |
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