 Who exactly is Jack Schitt??
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Who is Jack Schitt? His identity is finally revealed. In future,if anyone says 'You don't know Jack Schitt' you can reply otherwise.
Awe Schitt (the fertilizer tycoon) married Ohe Schitt, the owner of NeeDeep in Schitt Ltd. They had one son-Jack who grew up and married Noe Schitt. This deeply religious couple (maybe shades of deliverance-think banjo music!!) produced 6 children-Holie,Fulla, Giva, Bull & twins Deap and Dip. Unfortunately,after 15 yrs of marriage Jack & Noe Schitt divorced and against her parents wishes, Deap married Dumb (a 6th form dropout).
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and because her kids were still at home she decided to keep her surname and was known as Noe Schitt- Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt & they had a son of very nervous disposition called Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other 6 children-(sisters) Fulla Schitt & Giva Schitt were very close during childhood & consequently married the Happen brothers in a double ceremony. The announcement in the local paper read 'Schitt-Happens Wedding'. The Schitt-Happens dropped the last part of their name & their kids were called Dog, Horse & Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to travel the world and recently returned home with his Italian bride-Pisa Schitt. So now, if anyone says you don't know Jack Schitt-you can beg to differ!!!!!!!!!! | 
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