Stallions, One and all - Page 2

squarebob · 27th September 2007, 05:48

Well, Well, Well,

Stallions? How come the Mares have intruded here as well as everywhere else?

'Macho Man' cannot be 'Macho Man' as 'Macho Women' seem to have taken over, in America 'Macho Man' has a den where, with the permission of his mistress, he can entertain his fellow 'Macho Men Friends' remembering to clean up afterwards. But here in this country we are too tied to the sink and too busy doing our domestic chores to be our 'Macho Selves'. Perhaps one day ' the species of 'Macho Man' will throw off their Domestic Shackles and release their Apron Strings and resume their natural place, until then, I have to go and clean the living room, make the breakfast, feed the cat, lion, elephant and tiger after that I have to make the beds etc, etc, etc.
Squarebob !

ukaviator · 27th September 2007, 08:18

You see Bazak, your thread has completely gone to pot. The women have taken over, although Squarebob has replied, PM me your address and i will bring over a hacksaw for those Shackles . . .lol

bazak1 · 27th September 2007, 15:19

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. our thread hath been over run by skirt wearers. What is this travesty. MEN, i leave you lot alone while i hunt and return to cave and find this. thy females have proved that there are more of them, than us, and they are stronger too. BUT how can this be. They will be inventing wheels and fire and highlighting kits and everything next.
OH WOE IS ME.
MY OH HAS NEVER BEEN SO WOED. !!

Lula · 27th September 2007, 15:23

yer see the thing is this, god made man, and then ditched the prototype and made the real thing WOMAN ROFLMAO

ukaviator · 27th September 2007, 15:49

Bites tongue hard. . .

kia · 27th September 2007, 16:54

nice one lula hahahahahaha oh yes baz in your absence when you were snoring we sneaked in and took over and we are amassing our army with Queen at the head shouldnt take long half an hour max

be home in time for tea

and square think u need to take the weight out of ya slingbacks and get a nice cuppa you can get the hoover out when youve had a rest

we ladies like a nice clean place

xxxxkia

Lula · 27th September 2007, 16:54

Quote:

Bites tongue hard. . .

thats unusual for you

anon3 · 27th September 2007, 17:16

C'MON GUY'S need to stick together with this one we have to stop the thread flying angels from highjacking the stallion garrison

Besides where would they be without us men

I'll abduct there Queen that's no prob and clip her wings LOL then the rest will run and scatter.

kia · 27th September 2007, 17:24

oh really servant larr does queen T know about this

i think not cos we girls out number u little boys so know whos scattering

xxxxkia

Robdblynd · 27th September 2007, 17:29

She does now Kia .................. and he's not clipped my wings in 22 years of trying, so what makes him think now is any different?

Ok boyo, there's washing up to be done and your marigolds are waiting ............... get to it.

anon3 · 27th September 2007, 17:32

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Originally Posted by kia

oh really servant larr does queen T know about this

i think not cos we girls out number u little boys so know whos scattering

xxxxkia

Erm (shuffles feet) yes i ran it past her first just to get permission to post,

and why are we little boys ?????

anon3 · 27th September 2007, 17:35

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Originally Posted by Robdblynd

She does now Kia .................. and he's not clipped my wings in 22 years of trying, so what makes him think now is any different?

Ok boyo, there's washing up to be done and your marigolds are waiting ............... get to it.

You dont need to ask oh great Queen i've been doing it for long enough without been told.....soon the day of reckoning beckons then i will have the whip hand...YIIIPPPPEEE CRACK CRACK MOVE IT WENCH OR ELSE

Robdblynd · 27th September 2007, 17:39

The day a man has the whip hand over me will be the day hell freezes over, so dream on slave ...................... cos without the women of the world you boys would be lost.

anon3 · 27th September 2007, 17:42

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Originally Posted by Robdblynd

The day a man has the whip hand over me will be the day hell freezes over, so dream on slave ...................... cos without the women of the world you boys would be lost.

LOL... no we would be just good friends

Robdblynd · 27th September 2007, 17:43

TMI sunshine ....................... eyewateringly TMI.

anon3 · 27th September 2007, 17:44

HANDMAIDEN KIA fancy jumping ship and coming on board with some real men lol

Robdblynd · 27th September 2007, 17:47

Ohhhh where are they..................... .................. I've been looking for years and haven't found one yet?

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